Total Medals Earned: 346 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,560 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Call a random number
Finish the game
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/485 points)
Reach 20% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute in chaos mode
Survive 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Enter secret mode in any difficulty
Complete story mode
Survive 40 seconds in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story mode
Complete story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes in chaos mode
Reach 50% upgrade status
Complete story+ mode in under 3:40
Survive 1 minute in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes and 45 seconds in chaos mode
Grab 8 powerups while time is distorted before it returns to normal
Complete story mode in under 2:30
Complete story++ mode in under 4:30
Survive 3 and a half minutes in chaos mode
Reach 75% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute and 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Complete story mode without taking any damage on any difficulty
Reach 100% upgrade status
Complete story++ mode
Obtain the secret ending on story++ mode
Medals Earned: 10/10 (265/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Let experiment beging
Electrisity experiment passed
Jampers experiment passed
Lasers experiment passed
Gravitation experiment passed
Now you are free
Medals Earned: 12/14 (465/485 points)
Hire your first adventurer into the agency.
Reject an application from an adventurer wishing to join your agency.
Increase your agency reputation for the first time.
Have an adventurer reach level 50.
Earn at least 100,000 gold.
Achieve a World Renowned reptuation for your agency.
Honour your first adventurer.
Spend at least 150,000 gold.
Hire an adventurer in every party member slot.
Claim the rewards from every location task.
Prestige an adventurer.
Honour an adventurer in every party member slot.
Witness the demise of one of your adventurers.
Sack an adventurer who is at least level 10.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (210/210 points)
Perform 1000 clicks.
Upgrade Nando to the max level.
Collect coins and gems worth £1M.
Have £500k in hand.
Reach the cave of rich.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 6/21 (55/390 points)
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.